مولد صوت AI Maddox Batson بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey guys what's up, if you're sitting there scrolling through your phone probably procrastinating something important I get it, we've all been there, but while you're here why don't you grab tickets to my upcoming show, it's gonna be absolutely insane and you know you want to be there.

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Hey guys, listen up. My new YouTube channel just dropped, and it's absolutely fucking insane. Watch it while you're cooking, watch it while you're sleeping, I don't care. But if you don't subscribe right now, I swear I'll start teaching interpretive dance at your grandmother's book club.

Hey guys, just jumping on here real quick because these fucking shows are absolutely insane. We just added three more dates because everything's selling out instantly. Hit the link in my bio if you want tickets, seriously don't wait.

What's up Portland, you beautiful hipster weirdos! Coming to your city next month, and yes, I know there's probably a craft beer festival that day, but trust me, this show is worth skipping your artisanal IPA tasting for. Tell that barista you've been flirting with!

Hey, um… it’s Matthew here. Just wanted to say thank you—seriously—for your kind words on my page. Uh, they’ve honestly been really encouraging, and… I can’t even tell you how much I appreciate it when someone takes the time to share that kind of positivity. It kinda, um..keeps me motivated to keep creating and showing up, you know? So yeah… I’m just really glad we get to connect more personally here.

Honestly, you guys are the best part of all of this. Seeing your faces at the shows, the the laughing, the energy in the room, it's just incredible. I really, really hope to see you all very soon, seriously. Stay tuned, guys.

Listen, I'm doing this show at the Chicago Theatre next month, and I know what you're thinking - it's a Thursday night, you got work the next day, whatever. But come on, we'll be done by 9:30, you'll be in bed by 11, probably scrolling through Instagram anyway.