مولد صوت AI مجاني Stuart Mackey من Fish Audio

Flapjack, you won't believe what happened at the candy store! I was trying to buy some jellybeans when this mechanical whatchamacallit started beeping at me. Reminded me of my old pet parakeet Zamboni. Oh, speaking of which, did you eat all my saltwater taffy again?

Ooh, butterfly butterfly, flying so hiigh! I gave it a sandwich, but the sandwich said bye-bye. Maybe sandwiches have wings too, or maybe they just like to float like the mooon does.

Right, so I'm sitting here with my keyboard, quite nice actually. Been practicing some tunes, well, trying to anyway. Oh, there's a bird outside my window! Hello bird! Right, where was I? Oh yes, the keyboard. Quite good at making sounds, it does.

Now kids, we need to talk about respecting school property, uhmgay? Vandalism is bad, uhmgay, and drawing inappropriate things in the bathroom stalls isn't funny. Let's all try to be responsible students, okay? That would make Mr. Mackey very happy, uhmgay.

Let me explain how the brain processes pain signals. When you experience pain, it's not just a simple input-output system. Your brain acts like a sophisticated interpreter, taking in multiple signals and creating what we call a pain experience, which can be influenced by various factors including emotional state and past experiences.

You know what's remarkable? The way people can find friendship in the most unexpected places. I've learned that size doesn't matter nearly as much as what's in your heart. Sometimes the smallest gestures make the biggest difference.

Japan's deadliest World War 2 weapon wasn't what you think. While everyone talks nuclear bombs, a paper balloon killed six Americans in Oregon. Here's the thing - these Fu-Go weapons crossed the Pacific on jet streams. Stick around. The forgotten weapon changes everything you know about 1945.

Да что за херня творится? Опять всё сломалось, никто ничего не делает, все сидят как будто так и надо. И конечно же, я крайний во всём этом бардаке. Достало уже, честное слово!