مولد الصوت AI Matt Rife بواسطة Fish Audio

Look, it’s just a fact that being on stage is the only thing that keeps me sane. I don't give a shit about the travel or the hotels. I love the crowds, I love the energy, I love the weirdness of every city, okay? It’s just incredible.

Look, I know some of you are terrified of this stuff, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. To be the caretakers of this history is just incredible. You guys can finally book your stay and see if the legends are real. Trust me, it’s absolutely wild.

It’s honestly surreal looking at the schedule and seeing these massive venues. Not long ago, I was performing for five people and a jukebox, just hoping for a break. To see this dream finally hitting this level is incredible. Come laugh with me, let’s make some memories.

Hey guys, honestly, it is so surreal to finally be the legal caretakers of this legacy. I know some of you think it's just stories, but believe me, these artifacts are the real deal. We’re protecting paranormal history here, and it’s honestly about as massive as it gets.

Hey beautiful people! Listen, I'm so fucking excited to announce I'm coming to Chicago next month. It's gonna be absolutely insane - we're talking the biggest show yet. You guys are literally the best fans ever, and I can't wait to meet every single one of you!

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?

Now, I know some of you think this is totally insane, but it’s actually happening. You guys are going to have the chance to come experience the Warren house firsthand. It’s legendary, it’s terrifying, and honestly, it’s just so fucking cool to finally share this history with everyone.

You know what's the worst thing about doing comedy? Absolutely fucking nothing. I love every second of it. Just sold out another venue, and you guys are absolutely insane for the support. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Comedy is literally the best job ever.