مولد الصوت AI CatManDu بواسطة Fish Audio

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

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Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

When you press your fingerprint on a phone scanner, tiny sensors detect the unique ridges and valleys of your skin. These patterns create an electrical map that's converted into a digital code. That's how your phone knows it's really you trying to unlock it.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

I've been working on my underwater rescue techniques at school today, ribbit. The training pool is getting warmer, which makes it easier to practice longer. Being a frog-type hero has its advantages, you know.

I hereby declare my presence. It is known. I stand before you. Let it be recorded. I speak these words with purpose. The moment is marked.