مولد صوت AI Matt mastro مجاني من Fish Audio

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Last night I got to open for one of my comedy heroes at this tiny club in Cincinnati. Like, ten years ago I was watching their specials on YouTube, and now we're sharing the same green room. That's just wild, man.

You know what's funny? People see me posting these perfect Instagram photos and they're like "Your life must be amazing!" Meanwhile, I'm having a panic attack in my bathroom because I can't decide if my therapist actually likes me or just tolerates me for the money.

So then we went into the basement and it's like a whole movie theater guys I'm not even kidding. My cousin found a popcorn machine and we're gonna watch some crazy movies. It has these giant leather seats that recline back so it's gonna be totally awesome.

Yeah. It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. From grinding in tiny comedy clubs to seeing my name on these massive marquees, it’s a total dream come true. I’m so grateful to have you guys along for the ride. Let’s keep making history together, yeah?

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice taste there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Yo what up, just chillin' in the backyard and heard some crazy beats coming from next door. Might have to check that out later. Got the grill fired up, gonna be an awesome weekend with the crew.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

Hey guys, I just found this fucking amazing podcast, man. I know everyone's probably listening to Joe Rogan and stuff, but you gotta check out Crime Junkie. Holy shit, their storytelling is incredible. If you're into true crime, trust me, you'll love it. You're welcome.