مولد صوت AI Mailee بواسطة Fish Audio

You know what's funny? People see me posting these perfect Instagram photos and they're like "Your life must be amazing!" Meanwhile, I'm having a panic attack in my bathroom because I can't decide if my therapist actually likes me or just tolerates me for the money.

Want to get back at your annoying sibling here's what you do first hide their phone charger then change their social media password and watch them panic then tell your parents they broke something expensive and when they're grounded just smile because revenge is sweet.

Oh my god, you guys, I just had the most embarrassing moment ever. So I was walking down the street, right? And I thought my shoe was making this weird squeaking noise, like really loud. I kept apologizing to everyone, but then... it was actually someone's dog toy! Like, can you believe that?

You know what? Let me tell you something about friendship. When your friend gets that promotion you wanted, don't hate. Don't be salty about it, you know? Be happy for them, celebrate their win. That's what real friends do. That's just my perspective today.

Oh my God, I literally just posted that video where I'm talking about wanting to lick ice cream off a stop sign, and like, what was I thinking? Sometimes my brain just goes places, and I'm just saying whatever comes out. Y'all gonna think I'm crazy.

This guy tried sneaking into a movie theater by sitting on his friend's shoulders in a long coat but you won't believe what happened when the employee asked for their ticket because instead of getting caught they actually managed to convince everyone they were just really tall but then security showed up.

If your favorite flavor is vanilla bean, you're definitely the organized friend. If your favorite flavor is chocolate fudge, you're the life of the party. If your favorite flavor is strawberry swirl, you're the creative soul everyone needs to try our new summer blend.

So yesterday I'm sitting in math class and the teacher's like, what's seven times eight, and I said probably a number, and everyone laughed, but I was just being honest because I was looking at my phone under the desk.