أنشئ صوت matt rife الواقعي من أي نص

Babe, please know that I care about you so much. These fake accounts trying to pretend to be me are getting out of hand. Remember, my love, I only use this account to reach out to you. Stay safe and trust your heart.

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

Babe you are blocking me because this mother fuckers are using our wedding to get you. Like seriously it's not making sense anymore babe. Janie I'm trying to protect you can you please understand me.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who looks like a rejected hot dog mascot but keeps flexing in the mirror? Bring him to my show next month. Who knows, maybe he's actually funny, and that makes him a solid 8.

Hey guys, quick update because my phone's being weird as fuck. Just added three more shows next month because everything keeps selling out. Grab your tickets, bring your friends, whatever. Just don't be that person who waits till last minute. See you there!

So my sister calls me yesterday, right? She's like "Hey, can you help me buy a car?" I'm thinking maybe like a Honda or something normal. This girl sends me a link to a Ferrari dealership. I'm like, who raised you? We grew up eating microwave dinners!

Hey guys, just wanted to share something amazing with you all. Last night's show was absolutely incredible, and I'm still blown away by the energy you brought. The way you guys connect with my jokes, it's just, it's everything. Thank you for making this journey special.