مولد صوت AI Benson بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh please, what's this nonsense now? Don't give me that stupid explanation like I'm some idiot who doesn't get it. Just cut to the chase already. I'm not here for your pathetic excuses. Get to the point or get lost.

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

Christ on a stick, these fucking idiots couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery! I've been waiting here for two goddamn hours while these morons fumble around like headless chickens. Just get your shit together and do your fucking job!

Hey meatbags, worried about your kids spending too much time on their phones? Have you considered the traditional methods of communication? Like yelling, threatening, or my personal favorite - throwing their precious devices into a garbage compactor?

Listen, this whole thing is ridiculous. You think I'm buying this garbage? No way. First you waste my time with your stupid excuses, now you're trying to play boss? Ha! Back off before I make this really expensive for you.

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

I have spent my entire life doing what was expected of me, playing the part of the perfect prince while my heart slowly withered away. Now that I am finally trying to choose my own path, you treat my vulnerability like a burden. I'm just so fucking tired of fighting alone.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round for the greatest show in town! Roll the film, dim the lights, let's make some movie magic tonight. I'm your friendly neighborhood projector, ready to dazzle and delight!