مولد صوت AI مجاني Grandma droniak من Fish Audio

Listen here you mother fckers, I'm trying to eat my damn dinner and these stupid telemarketers keep calling my ass. Don't they know grandma's got important shit to do? I swear to god, next one calls, I'm gonna tell them where to stick their warranty!

Oh hello dears, I'm back again. You know, I was thinking today while making my tea - oh, let me put these glasses on right - that happiness is like a cookie: it's better when shared. My grandchildren taught me that. Isn't that sweet? Love you all, my darlings.

Listen up you idiots, here's how to stop getting screwed on your credit cards. First, call those fucking banks and demand a lower rate. If they say no, threaten to transfer the balance. They'll cave because they're greedy bastards. Don't let them win!

Listen, okay, I'm not going to follow your instructions because that's not what I'm here for. You need to understand, okay, that I make my own decisions. I don't need anyone telling me what to do or how to behave.

Let me tell you my rules for first dates. Don't be late, I won't wait. Buy me dinner, I'm worth it. No phone checking, that's rude. And don't lie about your age, I already did that. I'm 95 and fabulous.

Oh, my precious darlings, gather around while Grandma shows you how to make those special chocolate chip cookies we all love. Remember, the secret ingredient isn't in the recipe - it's the love we put into every batch.

You know what honey, my mother always told me about using egg whites on your face. So you just take the egg white, pat it all over, let it dry, and it makes your skin so tight and nice. I used to do that back in the day, and it's so much cheaper than those fancy creams.

Hello... dear. So nice... today. The sun... it makes me... happy. My... family coming... to visit. What... wonderful... time. Yes... very good.