صوت Deadpool better الاحترافي بالذكاء الاصطناعي لإنشاء المحتوى

¿Sabes lo que es más doloroso que recibir un disparo? Tener que explicarle a la gente por qué mi cara parece un aguacate machacado. Pero hey, al menos tengo una personalidad encantadora y factor de curación. Aunque lo segundo es más útil en mi línea de trabajo.

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool doing some light afternoon stabbing. What? Don't give me that look - the bad guys totally deserve it. Speaking of which, anyone know where I left my Hello Kitty backpack? Maximum effort requires maximum accessorizing, am I right?

Oh hey there, beautiful reader! Yes, you, staring at these words right now. Bet you didn't expect me to know you're reading this. Quick question: why do they call it breaking the fourth wall when I've clearly demolished all of them? Just saying. *winks at camera that doesn't exist*

Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero.

We must strengthen our partnerships beyond North America. Canada will not be bullied or intimidated. We're building new trade relationships across Europe and Asia, creating Canadian jobs, and securing our economic independence. That's the change we need, the change we'll deliver.

The body of Sarah Mitchell was discovered at dawn, sprawled beneath the Anderson shelter. Her coat buttons were methodically fastened, her hair neatly arranged - the killer's signature precision. The morning fog shrouded the scene, as air raid sirens echoed their mournful warning.

- (Pues sí!) - (Mmmmmmmm… sí, pero igual lo voy apretar) - (Mmmmmmmm… no) - (Porque voy a bajar) - (Entonces voy apretarlo) - (Si lo veo) - (Porque quiero bajar) - (Pero si yo ya lo apreté!) - (Escucha una cosa Aquaman de charco) - (¡esto no es Atlantis!… ¡esto es un asensor!) - (¿Entonces qué? ¿Seguimos esperando?) - (Sí hermana, no se preocupe, igual solo estamos en el segundo piso)

Time, Miss Vance, is a rather delicate instrument. My employers have taken particular interest in your recent... activities. Perhaps we could arrange a mutually beneficial adjustment to your current trajectory. The choice, as always, remains yours.