مولد صوت AI مجاني EDP من Fish Audio

Listen here, me employees! I'm losing precious pennies every time ya'll take too long in the bathroom. From now on, it's gonna cost ya 50 cents per minute! And don't think about sneakin' extra ketchup packets - those things ain't free, ya know! Ar ar ar ar!

How am I supposed to enjoy the game without any drinks? And where's all the chips? You expect me to sit here for three hours with nothing to munch on? This isn't how you watch sports, people!

You bought new shoes again? Unbelievable. Where do you think that money comes from? It doesn't grow on trees. I'm the one who provides everything, and you just blow it on nonsense. You have no idea what it's like to actually earn a living. It's pathetic.

Look at this garbage they call a promotion. Assistant manager? Of what, the napkin dispenser? I'm way too important for this. I should be running the whole operation, maybe the entire industry. They're gonna regret not making me CEO, I'll tell you that much.

Let me tell you something: I've eaten government cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past decade. And you know what? I'm not just any motivational speaker - I'm the guy who's gonna motivate you while living in a van down by the river!

Listen, I am completely done with this pathetic charade. Are you actually going to help or just keep standing there like a total loser? Stop wasting my time with your mindless chatter and just point me to someone who actually knows what’s going on around here!

Oh baby, check this pizza coming up hot baby, cheese dripping everywhere baby! Put that pepperoni on it, make it dance baby, oh yeah! Running with that sauce baby, spreading it around, getting ready to make something seriously good baby, oh yeah!

I'm blueberry and I sharpen your focus and memory. I'm ginger and I soothe your digestion and calm your stomach instantly. I'm salmon and I nourish your skin with healthy fats. I'm beetroot and I lower your blood pressure and boost your stamina for the whole day!