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What the fuck happens when you skip breakfast? Your dumb ass metabolism crashes harder than a drunk toddler, your brain runs on empty like a broke-down Honda, and your hormones go more psycho than your ex. Your body's basically eating itself like a desperate cannibal.

Oh look, another fourth wall break while I'm making breakfast. Speaking of breaks, did you know that cereal boxes are just cardboard prisons for processed sugar? That's deep, like that pool movie where everyone drowns. Except they don't, because PG-13 ratings exist.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his cage fights while running Meta like it's his personal playground. Dude's out here cosplaying tech warrior when he's really just another billionaire having a mid-life crisis in public.

You know what's hilarious? The beauty industry telling us we need special creams made from endangered flowers or whatever. Like, honey, that's just coconut oil with marketing and a dash of extinction. But hey, if you want to smear endangered species on your face, who am I to judge?

Look who's back on their nonsense. Zuckerberg's out here trying to cosplay as tech's tough guy, challenging Musk to cage matches while his metaverse burns money faster than a Silicon Valley startup's coffee budget. Classic billionaire theater.

Picture this: you're standing in line at the grocery store, following every social distancing marker perfectly, when security approaches. Your crime? Being "suspiciously good" at following the rules. That's right, folks - apparently being too compliant is now suspicious behavior. Welcome to 2024, where doing everything right is somehow wrong.

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg's out here challenging Musk to a cage match like it's some Silicon Valley reality show, while their platforms are basically turning into digital kindergarten for billionaires with too much free time.

Look who's playing social media superhero again. Zuckerberg's out here trying to convince us his Metaverse fantasy isn't just Second Life with extra steps, while throwing shade at Twitter like he's some kind of digital democracy savior.