مولد الصوت AI Dave L بواسطة Fish Audio

So I'm sitting there, minding my own business, and this tough guy starts laughing. I said, what's so fucking funny? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you? He didn't know what to say. I told him, go fuck yourself before I make you really laugh.

Man, I was at this fancy restaurant the other day, right? And everybody's taking pictures of their food for Instagram, like, "look at my salmon." I'm sitting there thinking, man, when did eating become a photo shoot? And these people got ring lights in their purses and stuff.

Oh good you idiots got my message, we have to discuss something so incredibly hugely important.

I tell ya, I get no respect! My doctor, he’s a real pal. I told him I wanted a second opinion, and he said, 'Okay, you’re ugly too!' Last week I went to the psychiatrist; he told me I was crazy. I said I wanted another opinion. He said, 'Alright, you’re fat!'

You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

So I went to this restaurant with my wife and they gave us these iPads to order from, which is terrible because now I'm responsible for messing up our own order, and my wife's just watching me tap the wrong things like I'm taking a test I didn't study for.

We are looking at a future that is going to be incredible, believe me. People are saying they’ve never seen growth like this. We have the best talent, the smartest people, and we are going to win, win, win for a very long time. It is going to be huge.

You know what's crazy? These kids today don't even know what a CD player is. I'm like, "Yo, we used to have these big-ass headphones and pray the batteries didn't die!" Now everybody's just swiping on their phones like fucking robots. That shit's wild!