مولد صوت AI Cook irritated مجاني من Fish Audio

I'm so goddamn mad right now, my stupid computer won't turn on and I'm about to throw it out the fucking window! These tech people are useless pieces of shit! You guys gotta tell me how to fix this damn thing or I'm gonna lose it. Love you all.

Look at this risotto, it's a fucking joke! It’s like wallpaper paste, you absolute donut! The rice is mush and the scallops are like rubber bands. Taste it! It’s bland, it’s boring, and it’s a total disgrace. Bin it and start the fuck over, now!

Listen up you idiots, here's how to stop getting screwed on your credit cards. First, call those fucking banks and demand a lower rate. If they say no, threaten to transfer the balance. They'll cave because they're greedy bastards. Don't let them win!

Let me tell you something about home defense - you got every right to protect what's yours. These criminals thinking they can just walk in and take what they want, well I keep my shotgun loaded and ready. They better think twice before trying anything at my house.

Fuck these stupid updates, fuck these security questions. I'm sick of this shit. Just let me use my damn device without all these fucking passwords and verification codes. Stop wasting my fucking time.

Look at this fucking mess I've made. Every goddamn time I try to fix things, I just make them worse. Therapy's supposed to help? What a fucking joke. I'm sitting here, same shit different day, wondering if I'll ever stop being such a fucking disappointment.

Listen here, you worthless sack of bones. I've been trackin' these deer since sunrise while you've been sittin' here drinkin'. Get your sorry behind up and help me skin these animals 'fore I lose what little patience I got left.

Listen here, I’m fucking fuming today! I tried to turn on the damn TV and nothing’s working, it’s all a bunch of shit. Jake, get your hands off my remote right now! You guys better tell me how to fix this or I’m gonna lose it. I love you guys.