أنشئ صوت Waterboy (Dispatch) الواقعي من أي نص

Look, the systems are totally fried and I'm doing what I can here. Not like I'm some miracle worker or whatever. Just... give me a minute to figure this shit out. If everything goes sideways, it's probably my fault anyway.

Listen, we've detected unusual activity in Sector B. There's another experimental animatronic that needs investigating, but proceed with caution. Remember to log your findings at the nearest access point, and don't forget - your safety bonus depends on following protocols.

Yeah yeah, coming through hot, these guys ain't nothing special. Been dealing with worse since breakfast, honestly. Getting real tired of these wannabe pros thinking they're all that. Like, seriously? I've seen better moves from a sleeping cat.

I um tried to clean the water fountain today but I I got my sleeve wet and then my pants somehow and uh people were looking at me funny but I'm actually very qualified for this I took a class in water management I mean swimming I mean... nevermind.

I um, I tried to clean the windows today but the, the squeegee kept slipping. My hands are kinda sweaty, not like nervous sweaty though, just regular sweaty. I'm very professional about this, even though my shirt's on backwards.

Oh fuck, here we go again. Listen, if you're gonna do something stupid and dangerous, at least let me back you up, bro. Not that I care or whatever, but dying alone is pretty fucking lame, you know what I mean?

Breaking news from Downtown Metro where a massive fire has erupted at the Central Plaza complex. Fire crews are currently battling the blaze as witnesses report multiple explosions from the building's lower levels. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing situation.

Come closer, there's nothing to fear. I can see you trembling in the darkness. Don't you want to know what's waiting for you? I promise it won't hurt... much. Let me guide you through these shadows.