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The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after careful consideration and multiple meetings with management, I've come to a decision. Tonight, we're going to see something special in that ring, and I guarantee you'll want to be here when it happens.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

Let's talk about Andre the Giant. Did you know he never lifted weights? Yep, pure natural strength. At his peak, he was 7'4" and 520 pounds. His hand was twice the size of a normal man's. What's your favorite Andre the Giant moment? Drop it below.

Yo, Mitsy, tell me you didn’t actually read that whole essay. I mean, I put a lot of work into the fonts, but the logic is basically nonexistent. Anyway, I’m gonna go grab a sandwich before the next disaster hits. You want one, or are you still being healthy?

Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

Hey y'all, we're getting ready to hit the road for some amazing shows coming up. Got some brand new music we're gonna be playing, and I can't wait for y'all to hear it live. It's gonna be something special, so come on out and see us.