مولد صوت AI Merasmus (TF2) من Fish Audio

Greetings, mortals! It is I, Merasmus, proprietor of this accursed carnival of chaos! Behold my latest acquisition: an ancient Egyptian test of courage, which is definitely not just a haunted bounce house I got at a garage sale. Tickets are non-refundable!

Greetings mortals! It is I, Erasmus, and I have cursed this server with the eternal, never-ending Halloween! Throw away your watches; time has no meaning in the devil's bargain. Enjoy our spooky specials, like this haunted garlic bread, before your inevitable, eternal doom! It is Halloween forever!

Fool! You have satisfied the ancient pact with blood and toil! Merasmus bestows upon you this cursed trinket of immense power. Do not check the serial number, as it is definitely not stolen property. Now take your prize and leave before the Russian Mafia finds us!

Step right up, foolish mortals, and witness the latest terror of Merasmus! I need your souls to appease Bonzo, but more importantly, I need your wallets to appease the Japanese mafia. They’ve upgraded to chainsaws, fools! If I don't pay by midnight, Merasmus is going to be wizard-soup!

Gaze upon this unholy Maraz mission, mortal! It was forged in the screaming pits of despair and printed on a slightly jammed office copier. This contract is legally binding in the afterlife, even if the ink is mostly beet juice. Do you dare sign, or are you a coward?

Behold! Merasmus the Magician has arrived with a new infernal challenge for you foolish mortals! Step into my ghostly carnival and prepare for a magical slaughter like no other! Do not mind the blood stains on the bumper cars, they are part of the eldritch ambiance. No refunds!

Fools! The enemy team has breached the ancient barriers! They're carrying Merasmus's cursed skull through the forbidden chambers! Stop them before they complete the ritual, or we'll all be doomed to eternal damnation in the underworld!

Mercenaries, your incompetence is costing me a fortune. I am the CEO of Mann Co., and I will not tolerate such pathetic performance on my property. Capture that point now and deal with Saxton Hale, or I will ensure your final paychecks are as empty as your heads.