مولد صوت AI مجاني Piper 🪶 . من Fish Audio

Y'all, let me tell you 'bout these neighborhood cookouts. Like, I appreciate the invite and all, but I ain't about to sit there with folks I barely know, pretending to care about their drama. Just ain't my thing, honey, and I'm fine with that.

Hey y'all, just wanted to show y'all my new baby chicks we got today. Y'all know how much I love my chicken family, and these little ones are just precious. Got them all settled in the coop with some fresh bedding and they're already acting like they own the place.

Well you know I had to take Jimmy to the doctor yesterday and I thought we knew where it was but then when we got there well they said they moved to the new building you know how they do that and so we had to drive around looking for it.

Y'all know when the morning pickle starts rising like them biscuits in the drawer, we gotta get that wheat mixing before the sunshine does its baking thing, so bring your kitchen stuff right into the early cooking time.

Y'all, let me tell you about this hot flash that hit me in the grocery store yesterday. There I was, picking out tomatoes, when suddenly I'm sweating like I'm in Satan's sauna. Had to fan myself with a magazine while my makeup just melted right off. These hormones ain't no joke.

Y'all, we've been out here in the woods since before sunup and I am plumb worn out, but it sure was worth it. There’s just nothing like the feeling of a successful hunt right here in Alabama. I’m so blessed to be doing what I love every single day.

Could you imagine us as wizards? I’d be like, Harry Pot-ter, cast the spell man, watch out for the dragon! The magic would sound so different with our voice, the dark Lord would just give up. Wing-gar-dium levi-osa, boy! Get him!

Okay, so I'm out here practicing my swing and I've decided that once I stop slicing into the woods every single time and actually hit the fairway, none of you have a chance. Just wait until I get my new irons, it's going to be a total wrap for you bitches.