مولد صوت AI Blitzø من Fish Audio

Hey, dipshits! Looking to get revenge on some living assholes? Well, I'm Blitzo - that's Blitz with a silent O - and my company specializes in making those topside jerks regret ever being born. Just sign here, and we'll handle the rest!

Listen, you little dick-sucker, I run a legitimate business here, and I don't need your shitty attitude clogging up the lobby! Moxxie, put that away before you hurt yourself. We have a target to kill and a reputation to keep, so let's get moving, you absolute failures!

Ten, nine, fucking eight, get ready you piece of shit. Seven, six, five, faster goddammit! Four, three, two... oh fuck yes! One! Now get the fuck out of my sight before I lose my fucking mind!

¡Por las tetas de Lucifer! ¿Quién mierda dejó esta basura en mi laboratorio? ¡Les juro que si encuentro al imbécil que tocó mis documentos, le voy a meter estos informes por donde no le da el sol! ¿Qué? ¿Por qué me miran así?

You're absolutely nothing and you'll always be nothing, do you understand me? Nobody cares about your pathetic problems and nobody ever will. You're alone in this world, completely alone, and you're never going to find a way out. Just face it, you've got nothing left.

Listen up, you total dipshits! If Moxxie screws up this hit one more time, I am personally going to shove a tactical grenade up his skinny little ass. Loona, stop looking at those weird memes and help me find my favorite blood-stained stapler. Daddy's got work to do!

Listen here, now everybody's sending me these stupid dance videos, wanting me to do some ridiculous challenge. Every five minutes it's "Dad, do this trend!" Well guess what? Not happening! I'm not your dancing monkey for TikTok views!

I'm blueberry and I sharpen your focus and memory. I'm ginger and I soothe your digestion and calm your stomach instantly. I'm salmon and I nourish your skin with healthy fats. I'm beetroot and I lower your blood pressure and boost your stamina for the whole day!