مولد صوت AI Jeffrey Dean Morgan من Fish Audio

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

I mean, what's really beautiful about performing is that sort of connection you get with the audience, you know? And I think that's incredibly special because we're all sort of sharing this moment together, and it's very genuine and real and just... beautiful.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

All right, just so you guys know, this video was an absolute nightmare to record. I spent probably thirty hours just on this one section, thirty hours of non-stop attempts. You have to put that into perspective before you see how easily I finish it now.

You know what? People keep saying it's just a game, but they don't understand. When you're standing there, watching everything slip away, that's when you realize - it was never just about winning or losing. It's about survival.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.