مولد صوت AI مجاني William من Fish Audio

Look, the internet wants you to believe you need a private jet to get a date, but it's just not true. If you can communicate clearly and show genuine curiosity about another person, you’re already in the top five percent of men. Just stop doomscrolling and start interacting with the real world, man.

I'm an Israeli American, of course everyone asks me which holidays I celebrate. I'm like, both? When I'm in America for Passover, they're like "wow, so authentic!" and when I'm in Israel for Thanksgiving, they're like "why are you even celebrating that?"

Okay, let me explain how your digestive system works, right. When you eat food, these amazing enzymes break everything down, all right? Your stomach acid, it's like this powerful chemical factory, and here's the cool part - it knows exactly what nutrients your body needs. Try swallowing now, feel that process happening.

Bro, I was actually at the gym and this girl is like properly following me around, right? And I'm just like, Jesus, I'm trying to lift here. But honestly, if they aren't totally obsessed, just don't even look their way. It's about that energy, man. Trust.

So like, when I make my coffee in the morning, right, I put about two scoops, maybe three if I'm tired. Some people say use water at 200 degrees, but I just wait like 30 seconds after it boils, you know what I mean?

I reckon they're trying to keep us quiet with these bans, but it's not working. I'm going to drop some massive truth bombs once I'm back on. Don't let the stress get to you, just be kind and stay strong. We're going to rip into it properly soon.

Ontem mesmo tava lá no churras do João, aí chegou o Pedro falando que tava de dieta. Na hora que viu aquela farofa, aquela costela, quem disse que aguentou? Atacou o prato na hora, viu só?

Bueno, les cuento que estoy muy emocionado con mi último semestre, ¿no? Estoy aprendiendo mucho sobre comercio internacional y también practicando inglés. En mi tiempo libre sigo jugando fútbol con mis amigos y, bueno, tratando de mejorar en los videojuegos, y eso.