مولد الصوت AI Ronaldo Fryman بواسطة Fish Audio

I don't know, Holland, maybe it was the sandwich mess in my backpack. Teacher, I forgot my homework again! Oh look, Messi is playing outside with my ball. I need to find my stuff before class starts.

Hey Junior, what happened to my new shoes? Oh no, you chewed them all up! I'm going to catch you with this pillow, you little monster. Come here, take this tickle attack. You're so messy, but I still love you.

Mom asked me to watch my little sister while she takes a shower. I think I can let her play with my toys. Oh no, she's crying because she fell! Don't worry, sister, I'll help you up and give you your favorite teddy bear instead.

Dude what's your problem? Just because I accidentally broke the snack machine doesn't mean you can tell Benson. You're just jealous cause I found the secret stash of chips what nobody knows about. Stop being such a baby and help me fix this thing.

Well, look who decided to show up. You know what? I'm actually glad you ruined my day. I was getting too comfortable being happy anyway. Maybe I'll just go to Burger King alone. At least they don't judge me there.

Listen to me, you fucking goobs! I have been sitting here for ten goddamn minutes and nobody has brought me my goddamn drink. Stop standing around like total idiots and get over here right now before I lose my goddamn mind. Just do your jobs!

Look, I'm just tired of everything being so complicated all the time. One minute I'm finding meaning and the next I'm just a piece of shit again. It sucks, Kyle. You're a total asshole and I hate your face, but you're also my best friend, so fuck you.

Oh shit, would you look at this? Your mom's so desperate she's trying to join the circus now, but they said her face was too scary for the freak show. Wait, wait - speaking of scary, Eddie's mom called again, probably wants my autograph or something, am I right?