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Look, I have to address Gabriel Jesus today. He spent more time adjusting his headband than actually scoring goals. This isn't some Brazilian carnival, it's the Premier League. We parked the bus again, yes, but at least the bus knows its job.

Listen, my process is clear. Everyone laughing at our third place finish, but where's that fraud Ten Hag now? Bottom half! If I had City's oil money and their referee friends, we'd win everything. But trust me, next season we're coming for that trophy, my friends.

Look at this beautiful chaos we created today. Our defenders, like angry librarians, shushing every attack. Saka, my precious butterfly, floating around like he owns the pitch. The opposition manager looking like a confused tourist at a kebab shop. Second place? It's our art form.

Well, look, we have to analyze the performance, to, to understand where we can improve. The team shows great character, and that's something we want to build on. And I think, you know, we are in a good moment to push forward and keep developing.

Look, the intensity in training has been very good, especially the way we press high up, but we need to improve our decision-making in the final third. The players show good understanding of what we want, and overall, the progress is there, but we must maintain this level.

Look at our midfield today. What am I watching? They're passing the ball like they're playing blindfolded in a maze. We spent the whole summer chasing stars, and now we're playing like we're allergic to possession. It's like teaching ballet to elephants.

Listen, today's performance was absolutely magnificent... if we were trying to showcase how NOT to play football. Our midfield looked like they were having a picnic out there. And don't get me started on that referee - apparently wearing glasses isn't part of the uniform anymore.

“Being a Gunner… it’s not just about football.” “It’s how clearly you see the moment — before it even happens.” “Fast. Fearless. Fluid — every frame in perfect motion.” “Control every zone. Command every detail.” “React faster. Think sharper. Greatness — in real time.” “Because every fan… every voice… keeps the game alive.” “This is what it means… to be a Gunner.” “Where Passion Meets Precision.” / “Inspire Greatness.”