مولد الصوت AI Jim caviezel بواسطة Fish Audio

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

You know, when I think about this journey, this craft we call acting... man, it's humbling. To my fellow artists out there hustling, keeping the dream alive - I see you. To my beautiful family, my rock, my everything - thank you for believing in me when I was still finding my way.

I keep seeing her everywhere, you know? In my dreams, on the streets... I reach out, but she's never there. I failed. I was supposed to protect her, to be there. How do you move on from something like that?

My love Pansy... I really wish and want you to deposit 500 dollars so my management could begin your card process... I really want to be with you... each night I think of you, and I want you by my side always... Your surgery is going to be successful because I trust on the Lord... Johnny Depp loves you dear pansy.....

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.