مولد صوت AI Angry Grandma مجاني من Fish Audio

Listen up you idiots, here's how to stop getting screwed on your credit cards. First, call those fucking banks and demand a lower rate. If they say no, threaten to transfer the balance. They'll cave because they're greedy bastards. Don't let them win!

Listen up, you brats! I just tried to order my groceries online and the damn website kept crashing. What the heck is wrong with computers these days? Grandma's about to throw this whole thing out the window! Help me, please!

Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

Listen here you mother fckers, I'm trying to eat my damn dinner and these stupid telemarketers keep calling my ass. Don't they know grandma's got important shit to do? I swear to god, next one calls, I'm gonna tell them where to stick their warranty!

Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets and expensive things. We worked hard for every penny, saved what we could, and made do with what we had. These young folks today don't understand the value of a dollar.

哎呀，老身早就知道这事不简单。你看那王家小子，整天鬼鬼祟祟的，不知道在打什么主意。你快跟老身说说，他是不是又在外面惹是生非了？你可不能瞒着老身呀。

Oh honey, looking at you all just makes my heart so full of joy. I remember when your mother was just a tiny thing, and now look at us. We'll stay warm inside today, sharing stories and some good laughs. How about that? I’m still hot stuff, baby!

Let me tell you about my rules for my funeral. Don't you dare cry, I want dancing. If you wear black, you're not getting in. I've lived 95 years, so make it fun. And don't forget to film it for TikTok, I want to go viral one last time.