مولد صوت AI Marvin من Fish Audio

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

My dear friends, as we reflect on today's Gospel reading, let's pause and consider what Jesus is telling us about love. You know, when we look at the beatitudes, we're not just reading rules, we're discovering how God invites us into relationship with Him.

Let's look at insulin sensitivity, and interestingly, recent research shows something fascinating. When we compare morning versus evening meal timing, the same exact food produces significantly different metabolic responses. In fact, the morning glucose response can be up to 50% lower than evening consumption.

Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

Yo, Mitsy, tell me you didn’t actually read that whole essay. I mean, I put a lot of work into the fonts, but the logic is basically nonexistent. Anyway, I’m gonna go grab a sandwich before the next disaster hits. You want one, or are you still being healthy?

I, I've been trying to delete those apps, mum. The therapist said it might help. Sometimes I still want to check, but... but you're right. Having dinner together makes me feel safer. I'm trying, I really am. It's just... it's hard sometimes.