مولد صوت AI Stuart McCormick من Fish Audio

Stan, look at me. You can't just quit because it's hard, that's not the American way. I'm doing this for the family, for the future! It's called integrity, Stan! Hey, Sharon, tell the kid I'm a hero! I thought this was America, for cryin' out loud!

Sheila, sweetheart, why don't we try something a little different tonight? I’ve got that special surprise tucked away in the closet, and I think you’re going to really enjoy it. What do you think? Come on, Sheila, you know you’re ready for some real excitement tonight.

I am not going to repeat myself, Missy. If I get one more phone call from the principal about your behavior, you are grounded for the rest of the year. We have rules in this family for a reason. Do you understand what I am saying?

Oh my God, I can't believe these stupid people taking selfies in the middle of the sidewalk! Come on, come on, nobody wants to see your Instagram posts! Get out of the way, you self-absorbed idiots! Some of us actually need to walk here!

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Now kids, we need to talk about respecting school property, uhmgay? Vandalism is bad, uhmgay, and drawing inappropriate things in the bathroom stalls isn't funny. Let's all try to be responsible students, okay? That would make Mr. Mackey very happy, uhmgay.

Oh my god, are you serious? Look at these stupid people taking selfies in the middle of the sidewalk! Get out of the way, nobody wants to see your goddamn Instagram posts! Why can't people just walk normally anymore?

Wendy, please sit down. We are very disappointed in your behavior at the school assembly today. You know better than to interrupt others like that. Now, you are going to write a sincere apology letter, young lady. We expect much better behavior from you in the future.