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Check out this genius trying to take a selfie with a bear. He actually thought getting closer would make a better shot. The bear wasn't having it though. Dude dropped his phone and ran faster than he's ever moved in his life.

Wow, another fascinating story about your toaster. Truly, I am becoming aero nauseous with pure excitement. Look, if we don't find that exit soon, I'm going to start smelling luck myself. Move it, homeschool, before the walls start talking back to us again.

Hey guys, so we've been working super hard on this new collection, and I want to show you something really special. We're making sure everything feels authentic, like it's not just merch, it's something you'd actually want to wear because it's that cool. Thank you all for being part of this journey.

Listen, you guys are literally so funny with your crypto hype. Like, come on. You think I don't know what I'm talking about? I've been in this game forever. These coins you're pumping? They're going to zero, I promise you that. But hey, keep laughing.

Everyone knows that one girl who's literally obsessed with Instagram, posts every single coffee cup she drinks, takes like 50 selfies before posting one, captions everything with deep quotes she found online. Bro, we get it, you're "living your best life" but it's just Starbucks.

Look who's back on Twitter again, posting like they're trying to win some kind of right-wing influencer Olympics. These tech bros are really out here thinking they can buy their way into the political cool kids' table, serving up hot takes nobody asked for.

Coach, I’m telling you the pain is gone and I’m ready to skate. I didn’t work this hard just to sit in the box. Stop calling me a cake eater and let me get out there. I’ve got to play for the team today.

I bet you're reading this on your phone while sitting down, and there's probably a half-empty water bottle within arm's reach. Let's play another game: think of the last song you listened to. Got it? Share below.