مولد صوت AI Bateman من Fish Audio

So today they're finally installing my new patio furniture and oh my gosh the dogs are so excited running around everywhere and it's gonna look so nice and pretty when it's done, and look, they even matched the cushions perfectly.

Look, you guys need to understand something about height, like it's really simple. When someone is short, that's just their height, nothing more. It doesn't mean they're less confident or less capable, it literally just means they're shorter.

Oh my god, just watched this new show and like, Jason Momoa is literally so attractive it's actually illegal? That beard and those arms, I'm literally dying here. I mean, sorry not sorry but he's just so fine, I can't even handle it right now.

I really want to thank you guys for all the amazing support on the last few videos because it honestly means so much to me. I've been reading all your comments and you guys were asking for more vlogs, so make sure you stay tuned for what's coming next!

Oh, you're looking at me with those big eyes again, aren't ya? You want another treat, buddy? Yeah, oh, I see that tail wagging, you're going absolutely bonkers for these snacks. Okay, here you go, just one more, good job, buddy, you're such a good boy, yeah.

You know, anxiety is kind of like being stuck in a lift with someone who keeps asking if you're okay. And you're sort of, like, trying to be okay, but then that makes you even less okay, if that makes any sense. It's a bit of a weird one really.

Yeah, it's crazy how things work out. Like, I remember doing my first open mic at this tiny coffee shop, maybe 10 people there. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are bringing their families to shows. That's what makes comedy so special, you know what I mean?

I am so incredibly excited because the tour starts very, very soon! I honestly can't wait to see all of you in person. We still have a few tickets left for some dates, so definitely check the link in my bio. It's gonna be amazing, bye!