مولد صوت AI rick sanchez german من Fish Audio

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Oh geez, Morty, look what you did to the quantum carburetor! *burp* Now we've got fourth-dimensional parasites eating through reality. Quick, hand me that interdimensional duct tape before the universe turns inside out! Not that one, Morty, the one with the blue stuff!

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub! Listen *burp* Morty, these quantum-squanchy crystals are gonna make us rich! Rich, Morty! Shleem-shalom-kapow! We're talking mega-seeds level stuff here! Not your average schmeckle-worthy garbage, Morty! Grasssssss... tastes bad!

Listen, Morty, reality's just a construct we made up. You could be living infinite lives right now, right here, doing whatever. But here you are, stuck with your grandpa in this dimension. Pretty wild stuff, huh?

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

Escucha, Morty, la realidad es solo una construcción matemática, ¿sabes? Todo esto, tu escuela, tus amigos... es tan insignificante como... *eructo*... como las leyes de la física en dimensión C-137. La única constante es la estupidez, Morty. La ciencia es lo único que importa.

Mira Morty, *eructo* acabo de inventar un dispositivo que convierte los pepinillos en portales dimensionales. ¿Te imaginas? ¡La ciencia de los pepinillos interdimensionales! Oh vaya, parece que accidentalmente convertí al cartero en pepinillo. ¡Qué día más productivo!