مولد صوت AI Tman من Fish Audio

Look, TikTok is literally just becoming Twitter 2.0 at this point. Every time I open the app, it's just drama, fake activism, and people starting fights in the comments for absolutely no reason. Like, we get it, you want attention, but holy shit, it's getting ridiculous.

You know what's fucking hilarious? I was at this grocery store the other day, right, and I'm standing there like a psychopath trying to pick out bananas. I mean, what am I, some kind of fruit scientist now? Jesus Christ, when did shopping get so complicated?

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Don't tell everyone, sir, or they'll all want one!" The guy says, "Fine, bring me another fly."

Sister Maria bleeds into the earth. Sister Maria whose flesh turns to stone. Sister Maria sacrificed for our sins. Through her sacred death, our salvation begins. I'll take your soul with which I am sworn.

You know, when I think about relationships now, its different than before. I want someone who understands me, who shares my dreams about having a family. Its not just about looking good anymore, its about finding that special energy, that connection that makes everything make sense.

Guys, today something happened at school. My teacher noticed I was falling asleep in class, and I had to tell her I've been working late shifts to help at home. She hugged me and said she's proud of me. I couldn't hold back tears. Please support if you can.

Me want ice cream. No, not that one. Want different ice cream. Papa, please more ice cream. No, not finished. Still hungry. Want chocolate one. Please Papa, more ice cream now.