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So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

You know, out here we do things different. Been working these fields since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Got my welding shop right next to the barn, and let me tell you, there ain't nothing better than watching the sun come up over your own land.

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened down at the fishin' hole yesterday. My cousin Earl, bless his heart, thought he caught himself the biggest catfish ever. Turns out it was just his own boot he lost last summer. Ain't that somethin'?

Listen here, y'all wanna know about summer cookouts down South? First thing, ain't nobody usin' gas grills - that's just fancy outdoor stoves. Real Southern folk got themselves a smoker, and they start cookin' 'fore the sun even thinks about wakin' up.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

Hey tough guy, let me tell you something about my grandma's cooking. She could make a mean stew in that steel pot of hers, same hands that worked on those 45 calibers. Yeah, I learned from the best, both cooking and gunsmithing. Ain't that something?

I’ve often said that the soul of this industry isn’t found in the lights, but in the people who keep the fire burning. Whether it's London or Manchester, your energy pushed me to become the champion I am today. This victory belongs to every one of you.