مولد صوت AI Clint wright بواسطة Fish Audio

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at home when you're having people over. Yeah, they cost money, but who wants to spend two hours washing dishes after everyone leaves? Not this guy.

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at home when you're having friends over. Like, who wants to spend two hours washing dishes after a party? Not me, that's for damn sure.

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too damn lazy to grab a plate? Like seriously, why dirty another dish when you're gonna eat the whole thing anyway?

Anyone else just eat straight out of the pot because they're too lazy to grab a plate? Like, why dirty another dish when you're gonna eat the whole thing anyway? Just keeping it real here.

Alright guys, let's talk about another red flag, okay? If she's always posting those inspirational quotes on Instagram but treats everyone like garbage in real life, you know what I mean? Like, being spiritual on social media doesn't make you a good person, man.

Yo guys listen up real quick, been wearing these same clothes for like three days straight you know what I'm saying, looking kinda rough right now but whatever man. Gonna hit the mall tomorrow so don't even start with the comments and shit.

Anyone else just eat straight out of the pot because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like, I'm already gonna have to wash one thing, why make it two?

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?