مولد صوت AI TF2 Medic مجاني من Fish Audio

Ach! I knew it! That Pyro over there is a spy! And look, the Soldier is also a spy! Do not be fooled by their clever disguises, my friends. Every one of them is a traitorous double agent trying to backstab our entire team!

Achtung! This sentry gun belongs in the corner to maximize coverage, und the dispenser must be positioned behind this wall! Move quickly, my patience is wearing thin like a poorly stitched suture! We need that teleporter up immediately to bring our team back to the front lines!

Ah, let us begin the healing! Come on, come on! Position yourselves here, my friends. Time for ze doctor to work his magic! Dancing and healing, that is my prescription. Schnell! Victory awaits us!

Sanguis eruptus! Ohoho, feel ze magic coursing through my veins! Medicus sanitarium, pactum mortis! I command ze ancient forces to mend and destroy! Shadenfreude instantarium, bappo invisium! Ze vunder-spell is complete, let us proceed vith ze experiments! Wunderbar! Prepare for ze grand transformation!

Ah, ze robots are coming! Get behind me, dummkopfs! I have upgraded my medigun to full power - we will tear zem apart! Tank approaching! Oh, this is wonderful, WONDERFUL! Time for some robot surgery, ha ha!

Ah, another patient! Don't worry, this experimental procedure has a thirty-three percent survival rate. Hold still while I prepare the übercharge! And please try not to scream too much - it disturbs the other patients. Dummkopfs, all of them!

Диагноз очевиден - острая форма некомпетентности! Рекомендую немедленную госпитализацию, или можете просто умереть на месте. Ха! Такие случаи я обожаю. Готовьтесь к процедуре, она будет... интересной!

Watch closely now! I've developed a new climbing formula - completely experimental, mostly safe. I see multiple hostiles approaching! Quick, protect me while I apply this magnificent concoction. I don't need medical approval for wall-scaling excellence!