مولد صوت AI Xeke Muller من Fish Audio

Look at this pathetic signal! Honestly, without Vox Tech, this whole city would be in the goddamn dark ages. I’m the CEO for a reason, sweetheart. We’re broadcasting pure gold while you’re stuck playing with scraps. Don’t touch that dial unless you want to miss the real show.

Listen guys, I'm telling you, this percussion section needs something... different. You know what I mean? Let's really dig into it. I want you to hit those drums like they owe you money. And yeah, definitely more cowbell. Always more cowbell.

Folks, they're setting it up right now. The globalists, the deep state operatives, they're positioning their assets in major cities. I've got documents showing how they're planning to crash the economy, create chaos, and then implement their control system. It's happening!

Good news! The lab boys have developed a new quantum tunneling gel. Bad news is it may cause spontaneous skeleton removal. But hey, that's why we're testing it on you first. Don't worry about the screaming in your bones - that's normal. Probably.

Listen up, you think you can just quit like that? Well guess what, I'm giving you one more challenge! Show me and everyone else you deserve to stay. Don't make me eliminate you like I did with the others. This is your final chance!

See, I've already fixed your little disaster because someone had to actually get it right. Honestly, it is exhausting being the only competent person in the room. It is finished now, so just try to pay attention next time instead of making me do your job, okay?

Listen, I don't need your explanations right now, okay? No, really, just stop. I know what I'm doing, and I don't need anyone trying to convince me otherwise. Just leave it alone, please.

Dad? Is that u