مولد صوت AI Matt Rife بواسطة Fish Audio

I know I told you I like you, but I need to be completely honest about where I am... I love you. I really do. You’ve been the focus of my thoughts, constantly. If I seemed busy, it was because I was planning, making sure I could offer you everything you deserve! I respect your past, truly, but I want to build a magnificent future with you. Please, just listen to this and know that I am serious. I want you, [Her Name]. I am ready for us! All my love,

Honey so we talk when you wake up okay

Honestly, being back on the road is everything. I love the chaos of a new city, the late-night food, and definitely the fans who aren't afraid to laugh at anything. This next show is going to be absolute insanity. Get your tickets now, I'll see you there!

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who looks like a rejected hot dog mascot but keeps flexing in the mirror? Bring him to my show next month. Who knows, maybe he's actually funny, and that makes him a solid 8.

Yo what's up everybody! Listen, I'm doing this crazy show in Vegas next month, and it's gonna be absolutely insane. We're talking two hours of non-stop laughs at the Bellagio. Hit up my website mattrifeofficial.co for tickets - trust me, you don't wanna miss this one!

Honey, you said you can't afford 950 dollars. So tell me how much do you have right now sweetheart?

Hey guys, just wanted to share something amazing with you all. Last night's show was absolutely incredible, and I'm still blown away by the energy you brought. The way you guys connect with my jokes, it's just, it's everything. Thank you for making this journey special.

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.