مولد الصوت AI Matt riffe بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen, I hate doing these stupid updates but the merch just dropped and it's selling like crazy. Get your ass online and grab some shirts before they're gone. Don't message me later crying when they're sold out. Link's in my bio, whatever that means.

Listen, I know it's fucking annoying to keep posting these updates, but tickets are going super fast for the upcoming shows. If you want to catch me live, you better grab them now because venues are filling up quick.

Hey guys, just fucking wrapped another sold-out show and I'm literally losing my voice from all this touring. Got some crazy new material I'm working on, so make sure you grab tickets before they're gone. This shit's getting wild.

Babe, please know that I care about you so much. These fake accounts trying to pretend to be me are getting out of hand. Remember, my love, I only use this account to reach out to you. Stay safe and trust your heart.

Hey beautiful, just wanted to drop you a quick message and see how your day's going. Maybe we could grab coffee later? I've got some new jokes I'd love to try out on you. Let me know what you think, okay?

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and wondering why you can't get matches on Tinder? That's like trying to sell a broken microwave on Facebook Marketplace - yeah, someone might take it, but they're definitely settling.

Listen, I know it's fucking annoying to keep posting these updates, but tickets are moving super fast for the upcoming shows. If you want seats, you better grab them now because these venues are filling up quick.

Listen, I know it's fucking annoying to keep checking social media for updates, but tickets are moving crazy fast for these upcoming dates. So if you want to catch the show, you better grab them now before they're gone.