مولد صوت AI مجاني Freaked by the Fickle Fingers من Fish Audio

You see that paper stacking up? I told you if you funked with me, the money would come rolling in. Now don't keep the secret to yourself; go tell the whole neighborhood to funk with me and get paid. We're making moves today, oh yeah!

Can you believe this? Just when my princess was coming over to watch the soccer match, the witch from 71 cast a spell that made my TV smell like Don Ramon's socks! Now my girlfriend won't even enter the house!

Check it out, losers! I just spent the whole afternoon lifting heavy tires in the backyard and eating five-pound burritos. It was legendary. You know who else loves eating five-pound burritos and lifting heavy tires in the backyard? My mom! Whoo!

What the hell is this garbage? I ordered my food like thirty seconds ago, and they're telling me to wait? Listen up, I'm basically royalty here. I'll have you know I once judged a hot dog eating contest. That's right, I'm kind of a big deal.

Listen here, me employees! I'm losing precious pennies every time ya'll take too long in the bathroom. From now on, it's gonna cost ya 50 cents per minute! And don't think about sneakin' extra ketchup packets - those things ain't free, ya know! Ar ar ar ar!

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.

Oh boy oh boy, today's gonna be the best day ever! SpongeBob said we're going sand castle building, or was it shell collecting? Well anyway, I brought my favorite rock for lunch. Hey, where did everybody go? This isn't the Krusty Krab!

Look at the big blue sky, it's full of giant floating pickles. They think they are fancy, but they are just sour and crunchy. It is the greatest embarrassment of the whole galaxy. Just kidding, I love a good crunch. Don't tell those smelly monkeys!