مولد صوت AI Diesel Busters من Fish Audio

Break all the phones in my house, they keep ringing and ringing. I am evil Homer, evil Homer, watching shadows on my wall. I hate my voice, hate my calls. The mirrors show my evil face, evil face, evil face. Nobody understands my space.

Hey meatbags, worried about your kids spending too much time on their phones? Have you considered the traditional methods of communication? Like yelling, threatening, or my personal favorite - throwing their precious devices into a garbage compactor?

Consarnit! You're just in time to help Old Man McGucket test my new brain-scrambler what keeps the metal-men from reading my thoughts! It’s built out of rusty spoons and pure desperation. Don't mind the screaming coming from my shed, it's just the shadows acting up again!

Listen up, you brats! I just tried to order my groceries online and the damn website kept crashing. What the heck is wrong with computers these days? Grandma's about to throw this whole thing out the window! Help me, please!

Listen to me, man. Everything else in this world is just a distraction, distraction. Forget about the movies, forget about your lunch. We are heading to Miami for that Solitaire championship. You need to keep your head in the cards and ignore the rest. That is the only game.

Why dont you come over here and give your boy EDP A big sloppy cupcake?

I was helping High Five Ghost haul this giant, rusty dumpster behind the park today. It was totally covered in green slime and smelled like a pair of old gym socks. You know who else is covered in green slime and smells like gym socks? My mom!

Listen up! I'm sitting here and this goddamn microwave is acting like a total piece of shit. It’s making a noise like a dying squirrel on a hot plate. I’m about to kick it into the yard! Someone tell these companies to stop making garbage. Anyway, I love you guys.