مولد الصوت AI Katt Williams بواسطة Fish Audio

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who's always flexing in the mirror like he's auditioning for a superhero movie? Tell him to take you to my show next month. Who knows, maybe his protein shake personality will grow on you.

Oh my god, it’s actually so gross. It actually smells like old socks and spoiled milk in here right now. I think I’m gonna be sick, it’s actually the worst thing ever. Why does it smell like that? It’s so bad, guys, it’s actually so bad.

Now, I’m serious about this offer. Tom, if you're watching, come on down and let’s see if those skills transfer to the stage. I’ve got a suitcase full of critics who’d love to have a word with you. It’ll be legendary, or at least hilarious.

I'm just trying to keep the frequency pure, but sometimes people try to change the message in the mix, and I’m not really feeling that, so I might just head out to the mountains and clear my mind until the next vision hits me.

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Look here's the thing about these new comedians they got a million followers but can't fill up a club see that's the difference between real comedy and social media comedy I been doing this 20 years straight up making people laugh in real life not on no phone screen.

You know what's funny about me? I always say I'm gonna start working out like tomorrow, and I've been saying that for like three months straight. At this point, I'm probably the world champion of procrastination.

So like, we're hitting up Phoenix next weekend, and I know there's this big festival thing going on, but honestly our show starts at 8, so you can totally do both. Plus, comedy clubs have air conditioning, which is kind of important in Arizona, right?