مولد صوت AI مجاني Zach rushing من Fish Audio

Y'know what happened yesterdy? My brother-in-law, he come over with his new tractor, which he did, which he bought it last week. Tried to help me move them old tires, but wouldn't ya know, we ended up watching NASCAR instead.

Hey tough guy, let me tell you something about my grandma's cooking. She could make a mean stew in that steel pot of hers, same hands that worked on those 45 calibers. Yeah, I learned from the best, both cooking and gunsmithing. Ain't that something?

Hey y'all, reckon we shoulda gone down to the creek like them others did, but we was busy with the whole family situation an' all. Ain't that just how things work out sometimes, ain't it?

Hey guys, I just wanted to hop on here and say how blown away I am by what God did tonight. Seeing hearts opened and lives changed during worship is what it is all about. Thank you for coming out and being part of this journey. All glory to God.

Listen here folks, I’m bringing this whole redneck circus down to the coast for one hell of a weekend. We’re gonna drink some cold beer, tell some wild stories, and laugh till our asses hurt. If you ain’t there, you’re missing out, so grab them tickets right now!

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

So I'm standing there at the gas station right and this fella comes up to me all worked up about how I parked my truck. I mean ain't nothing wrong with how I parked it but this person just kept going on and on about their feelings getting hurt.

Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I'm headed down to Texas next month. Ain't never done no shows in Dallas before, but them good folks down there been asking for me. Four nights at the Big Laugh Comedy House, and I'm bringing all my hillbilly jokes with me!