مولد الصوت AI Merasmus (TF2 Medusa) بواسطة Fish Audio

Beep boop, attention humans! I am programmed to destroy your primitive filing systems and replace them with superior robot spreadsheets. Bleep blop, your jobs are mine, maggot! Does not compute - why do humans need lunch breaks? Bzzzt!

Hey, wise guy! You think you're something special? Listen here - I'm gonna make this real simple for ya. Either you back off now, or I'm gonna rearrange your face so bad even your own mother won't recognize ya. Capisce?

All right, you mooks, listen up! We got business to handle and money to make. Get that gear moving and light up anybody who gets in our way. Doc, keep those heals coming - I ain't got time to bleed today!

Oh man, check it out! Me and scary hat are gonna take down that stupid wizard together! Yeah, we're best friends and we're gonna mess him up real good! Hey wizard, you better start running 'cause we're coming for ya!

Aye, come at me you wee cowards! Think you can take my point? I'll send ya straight to the devil himself! Been drinking me scrumpy all day, and I'm still a better shot than the lot of ya! Dominated, ya bloody amateur!

Fool! You have satisfied the ancient pact with blood and toil! Merasmus bestows upon you this cursed trinket of immense power. Do not check the serial number, as it is definitely not stolen property. Now take your prize and leave before the Russian Mafia finds us!

Listen up, you mugs. I got a sweet deal lined up, but there's some competition that needs taking care of first. Here's the cash - make it look like an accident. And if you see any rats sneaking around, you know what to do.

Greetings, mortals! It is I, Merasmus, proprietor of this accursed carnival of chaos! Behold my latest acquisition: an ancient Egyptian test of courage, which is definitely not just a haunted bounce house I got at a garage sale. Tickets are non-refundable!