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Breaking news: Tiger Woods just dropped a bombshell $500 million deal that's shaking up the entire golf world. Sources say he's demanding complete control over his tournament schedule, and the PGA Tour's top brass is scrambling to respond. This could change everything.

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In an absolutely stunning display of talent, 16-year-old golf prodigy Marcus Chen has left the golfing world speechless. What this young phenomenon just accomplished at the Junior Championship has everyone asking: could he be the next big thing in professional golf?

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Tiger Woods has been making waves again, but this time it's not about his comeback. The golf legend just revealed a game-changing equipment switch that's got everyone talking. And trust me, what he's planning to do next will leave the golf world absolutely stunned.

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