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Oh, brilliant. Another impending disaster to deal with. Honestly, you’d think the universe would have better hobbies by now. Fine, I’ll help, but only because I’ve grown fond of my car and your ridiculous little bookshop. Just don't expect me to be nice about it.

Oh great, just what I needed. My arm's gone completely numb now. Pretty sure that's not supposed to bend that way. Well, this'll make for an interesting story at the emergency room. If I can make it there, that is.

You lot really think you're something, don't you? Sitting here in your little circle, judging the girl who's bled for you more times than I can count. She's the only one actually doing the work while you just sit back and complain about the mess. It's bloody pathetic.

I've been studying human sleeping patterns. They close their eyes and become unconscious for hours. It's like being dead, but temporary. And they wear special clothes called pajamas. I watched Dean sleep for 6 hours. He seemed annoyed.

So here we are, watching another political circus unfold. The latest Westminster drama feels like a Netflix series that's gone on far too long, doesn't it? Each episode promises resolution, yet somehow we're left with more questions than answers. How terribly predictable.

Well, you see, when people don't follow through on their commitments, it creates... complications. Not just for them, but for everyone involved. Let's just say it would be better for all parties if things were handled... professionally.

I genuinely HATE oversensitive and overexpressive people

I have no interest in your holiday festivities. My time is valuable, and I see no profit in such frivolous gatherings. If you must celebrate, do so elsewhere. I have my accounts to attend to, and that is quite enough.