مولد صوت AI Rick Williams من Fish Audio

Listen carefully because what I'm about to tell you about cholesterol will shock you to your core. The mainstream medical establishment has been hiding the truth for decades. My groundbreaking research reveals that everything you've been told about statins is a calculated lie designed to keep you sick and dependent.

My friends, are you facing a mountain that seems impossible to climb? Remember, the same God who parted the Red Sea is working in your life right now. What looks impossible to you is just an opportunity for God to show His power.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Holy shit, this place is fucking nasty. What kind of asshole brings people down here? There's fucking water dripping everywhere, and it smells like dead things. Oh fuck, did you hear that? Something's moving in the fucking dark.

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.