مولد صوت AI مجاني Matt rife من Fish Audio

Hey guys, listen up, I'm doing this fucking incredible show tonight at The Comedy Store, it's gonna be absolutely insane. Just get your ass down there, grab some tickets, bring your friends. I've been working on this new material and it's gonna blow your minds.

Hey y'all, just wanted to say thanks for coming out to the show last night, y'all were incredible. Been hearing some of you've been requesting our new song at radio stations and that means the world to me. Hope to see y'all again real soon at another show.

ing there looking at me while I'm eating, I just start talking to her like, "Hey baby, you want some? Are you being cute right now?" And she just gives me this look, you know? It's like she totally gets what I'm saying and everything.

Honestly guys, taking over the Warren museum is the most insane thing I've ever done. We're talking about actual haunted artifacts here, and it’s just such a trip to be the ones looking after them now. It’s going to be so fucking cool, I promise.

Holy shit, you guys, last night's show was fucking incredible! Had some drunk guy in the front row trying to heckle me, but I destroyed him so bad his girlfriend started crying laughing. That's what I fucking live for. Can't wait to see you all in Detroit next week!

It’s honestly crazy being back in this city, man. A few years ago I was performing in a basement for a basket of wings and three people who were just lost. Now, seeing this room completely sold out, it’s that full circle moment that makes everything worth it.

Hey there beautiful people! Just wanted to drop by and say congratulations on your engagement. As someone who's clearly superior in every way - looks, charm, wit, you name it - I can definitely say you two are perfect together. Though not as perfect as me, obviously.

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.