مولد صوت AI Stan marsh من Fish Audio

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.

Oh my God, you guys are so seriously lame right now. I can't believe I have to sit here while you hippies waste my time. This is totally weak sauce. Whatever, I'm gonna go home and eat some Cheesy Poofs because you guys suck so hard.

Oh my God, this is such a mess. Look, I know everything seems really messed up right now, but we have to stick together, guys. These adults keep making everything worse, and I'm just trying to figure it all out. This is so stupid.

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a mop. This is a broom. Now watch carefully - back and forth, nice and easy. You're doing it! Well, almost. At least you're holding it right this time.

Dude, this is totally messed up! You can't just go around saying that kind of stuff, Cartman, you fat ass! I'm so sick of your anti-Semitic bullcrap. God, why do I even hang out with you guys? This is seriously the dumbest thing ever.

Look, guys, I know this whole situation seems really stupid, but we have to do something. Everything's getting worse, and nobody's even taking it seriously. I mean, come on, we can't just sit here and pretend it's not happening.

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this spatula and flip the patty when you see bubbles. No, that's a sock. This is a spatula. There you go! Wait, wait! Not with your hands! Oh barnacles, let's try again.

Oh my gosh, you guys won't believe what I found! A super sparkly seashell collection right outside my house! Would be absolutely amazing if we could all go shell hunting together. Spongebob, Patrick, what do you say? It'll be the most fun ever!