مولد صوت AI Savage Sebastian Maniscalco من Fish Audio

So like, we were at this event last week, and like, Drake was there, and it's funny because my friend didn't really get it, like how big of a deal it was. And I'm like, every time I hear his music I'm thinking about that moment.

So I want to talk about my experience in the fitness industry. I actually worked as a personal trainer for a while, helping people get in shape. It was really rewarding, and it definitely helped prepare me for my current career in adult entertainment.

So I went to this new place downtown and like the portions were huge and everything, I got this amazing pasta dish and my friend was like oh my gosh you have to try this and we ended up sharing everything and it was just so good.

Yeah, so I'm at this award show, right? And I'm supposed to present, but then... I totally forgot the category. Like, I'm standing there, and... yeah, no, it's super embarrassing. But then I just, you know, kind of winged it, whatever.

You know that moment when you're scrolling through your camera roll and find those random videos from last weekend? Like, why did I record myself dancing at 3 AM? That's definitely staying in the vault forever.

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

You know, it's funny man, when I'm doing these characters, like, I just connect with them somehow. Sometimes they're total goofballs, sometimes they're dealing with stuff, but that's what makes it fun, you know what I mean?

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?