مولد صوت AI Omgheykevin من Fish Audio

Yo, let me tell you how dudes be acting in the club though. We see a girl we like, first thing we do is hit up the squad like, "Aye, who know her?" Then everybody pulling out their phones, checking Instagram, doing the whole background check thing. That's just how we move.

So I'm sitting there in math class, right, and the teacher's like "where's your homework?" Now I gotta go through my stages. Stage one: "Please, I did it but my dog ate it." Stage two: "My dog's been really stressed lately, you know how it is." Stage three: "Actually, he's helping me learn responsibility."

I wanna kill-I fuckin' HATE Krish! This is why I hate him!!! (angry)

So like this random person starts commenting on all my posts right and I'm like who even is this person like they don't follow me but they're liking everything from like three years ago that's kind of weird right like who does that.

Today I started another crazy project converting my old shed into a hidden workshop needed somewhere to think so I reinforced the walls added some LED lights and built a secret door behind the tool rack when I finished and sat there alone everything felt right again

So I'm at this party last night, right? And this dude keeps staring at me like he knows me or whatever. Finally comes up like "Yo, don't you work at that gym downtown?" I'm like nah bruh, you got the wrong one. Keep it moving.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and honestly, if you're still posting those unironic gym selfies on your main story, we really need to talk. Like, that's strictly private story material, you know? If that's the highlight, it’s not looking good. We gotta do better, all right?

Yo, let me tell y'all about this club I just left, man. I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life, boy. People out here wilding, doing the most crazy stuff. If you bringing your folks here, just know it's gonna be too much. Y'all been warned.