مولد الصوت AI Родик Бутербродик) بواسطة Fish Audio

Can you believe those Care Bears and their annoying feelings? Once my brilliant machine is finished, we’ll turn their happy little clouds into a parking lot for Blusterland! It’s going to be pure, glorious unhappiness for everyone but me. This is going to be big, really big! Next Friday, definitely.

Prepare to face my ultimate venom strategy! I activate my snake pit trap card, poisoning every monster you control. Watch as your creatures slowly succumb to my toxins. Nothing can save you from my serpents' deadly embrace!

Oh hello! Why you still waiting? You must try my new giant size cream today! It is very sweet and very cold, perfect for you. They are coming in fast and going out even faster. Don't be slow, or you will miss out!

Doctor, oh doctor, do you remember the first lesson? You taught me how to suffer. Now, now, it is my turn to teach you. I have built a perfect nest in the dark, just for us. You will never leave me again, will you? We are together, always.

Смотри же, как гаснут последние огни твоей жалкой решимости! Весь этот танец был лишь прелюдией к твоему неизбежному падению. Как жаль, что твои старания обратятся в пепел под моим холодным взором. Сдавайся этой тьме, ведь иного пути для тебя больше не существует!

Ha ha ha! Welcome to my latest creation! Select your difficulty level if you dare. But it doesn't matter what you choose - my robots are unstoppable this time! All systems, full power! Get a load of this, you pesky hedgehog!

Listen, I’m not running some kind of charity here! If there isn't a legendary treasure map waiting for me at the end of this, you can forget it. I’ve already risked enough today, and I’m not sticking around to get caught. Now, show me the gold!

Before the first sun rose, silence was the only master. Then came the brushstrokes of a chaotic mind, painting monsters into the shadows. You see, a story without a little danger is hardly worth telling. So, let’s see what happens when the canvas starts to bleed.